
Warrior
Tank RageShield Slam · Starting class
Nobody asked him to hold the line. He just stood there with a shield until it became his job. He has never been invited to a party, but he has been invited to every raid.
Every hero starts as a Warrior, Mage or Priest. The other 25 classes unlock account-wide as you play, so one day you can main whichever one you like.
Each class has a role: tanks hold the monsters, healers keep the party alive and damage dealers bring the monsters down. Under each name is its signature move.
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Shield Slam · Starting class
Nobody asked him to hold the line. He just stood there with a shield until it became his job. He has never been invited to a party, but he has been invited to every raid.

Bedrock Slam
Born under a boulder and raised by the boulder. Has strong opinions about gravel and none about anything else.

Tung Tung Tung
Wakes everyone at dawn by hitting a log. Nobody knows why he hits the log. The log has stopped asking.

Hull Breaker
Went down to see how bad the pressure was and liked it. Has been underwater so long he fights angry about it.

Heal · Starting class
Heals everyone, thanked by no one. Keeps a spreadsheet of every time a tank died and it was not her fault. It is a very long spreadsheet.

Healing Wave
Arrived on Monkey Island with a coconut and a plan. The coconut has since been promoted to co-healer.

Heheheheh
Heals by laughing very hard at exactly the right moment. Doctors have studied this. Doctors have also left.

Hip Sway
A healer of questionable boundaries and unquestionable results. The party stays alive. The party stays uncomfortable.

Lotus Bloom
Has achieved perfect inner peace, which is annoying for everyone nearby. Heals by exhaling.

Flamestrike · Starting class
Studied fireball theory for nine years and has never once been asked about the other eight. Do not stand behind him, in front of him, or really anywhere near him.

Ki Blast
Screams for four full minutes before every attack. The attack takes one second. The scream, strictly speaking, is the real damage.

Rend
Insists the tail is load-bearing. Fights like a cornered raccoon with a mortgage.

Shuriken
Trained in complete silence for ten years, then tripped on the first stair. Still the quietest thing in the dungeon.

Earthsplitter
Has two settings: asleep, and the other one. Please do not ask what happens in between.

Booger Buddy
Fights beside a small friend he grew himself. They are very close. Nobody has asked how.

Spore Burst
Rules a kingdom of roaches that elected him by a landslide of antennae. His feud with a certain streamer is, he insists, strictly professional.

Bass Boom
Has been dropping the same mixtape in the sewers for six years. The rats are fans. The boss is, reluctantly, also a fan.

Dota
Hunts bass. In a dungeon. With a pet. Nobody knows the full story, and he only says one word and stares into the distance.

Brim Slice
Believes he is the main character. The dungeon boss is, kindly, tolerating him.

Coin Toss
Will sell you a sword, a map and a lie, in that order. Fights by throwing his inventory at you, which he also sells.

Shock Kaya
Streams every dungeon to zero viewers and calls it a movement. Feuding with the Roach King since the first patch.

Sandal Toss
Problem? Throws sandals, is never wrong, and has been banned from four dungeons for tone.

Controller Toss
Rage-quits mid-fight, then returns mid-fight stronger. Nobody has ever found the controller.

Chain Smoke
Wheezes. Coughs. Hits like a truck anyway. His doctor calls it a miracle. His mother calls it a phase.

Ash Flick
Shows up uninvited, tells the same story for the third time, and somehow wins the fight.

Tractor Beam
Abducts one monster per raid and returns it slightly improved. The monster has not complained.

Low Pressure
Predicts a 90% chance of pain. Is, painfully, never wrong.

Energy Drink Toss
Ran into Area 51 on a Tuesday and left with a drink and an alien. Both fight for him now.